June 22, 2010

Trash Talk Tuesday

So I was sitting down the other day (because that's what I do when I'm not standing on my feet for 8 hours straight) and I thought, "Oh my goodness-- it's Sunday! That means I only have 2 more days until TTT!" I kid you not. I was sitting around resting and I got worried that I wouldn't be ready when Tuesday rolled around. Apparently this is the only thing in my life worth thinking about. I may be going crazy.

Alright alright, let's get trashy!

Adam Lambert Gets a Little Crazy (oh wait…)
Remember that one guy who didn’t win American Idol last year? Yeah—he went and shaved half his head. What I love most is that the headlines are saying he “pulled a Rihanna”. I guess the great thing about hair is that it always grows back…


Tom Cruise: The JerkI always read something at least once a week about how Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are “getting along”. This usually means Tom Cruise is doing something insane and forcing Katie to live by his crazy rules. This week? Apparently he was concerned that Katie was looking her age—so he made her get Botox. Crazy. Does she even have a say in her life anymore? I doubt it.


Orlando Bloom Gets EngagedThis one makes me a little sad inside… This week he and his fiancĂ© (Miranda Kerr—some supermodel) announced their engagement. Not gonna lie—I’m a little sad inside. But on the other hand, I hope it works out because so few relationships in Hollywood actually make it.


I Spy… More Pirates?
Walt Disney has started the production of the 4th installment of their Pirates saga… Oh boy. I am just so excited. I can hardly wait to watch another 3 hour film starring Johnny Depp wearing guyliner as he sashays around a pirate ship. I will be first in line to buy tickets. I might even go see it more than once. I am just so darn excited. (ATTN: the above statements were sarcastic are were not meant to be taken seriously).


Amanda Bynes Calls It Quits
Today Amanda Bynes tweeted (yes— because an online statement means so much. But apparently that makes it official in these days) that she is retiring from acting at the ripe age of 24. Her reasons? She doesn’t love it anymore—so she is going to stop. I personally like to believe she is stopping because her acting skills are a little lacking. Perhaps she is doing us all a big favor…?

And on that note, I'll leave you with your thoughts... Or maybe I burned all your brainpower away with my useless ramblings? I wish you all the best of luck!

3 comments:

  1. Adam Lambert needs to stop stealing hair ideas from women and make a little more effort to look like a man!
    It's like Stepford wives with Tom and Katie. Katie is pretty much all robot by now... I wonder if her head spins around or if Tom puts her in the washing machine to get her clean?
    I can't say that I care too much about Orlando Bloom getting married. He was never my favorite. As far as Pirates 4 goes, since I have little memory of the 2nd and 3rd, I think I'll skip the 4th.
    I think Amanda Bynes is "quitting" because she's not getting any offers... At least, not for reputable acting jobs! She is a pretty terrible actress, but I will admit to watching reruns of What I Like About You on ABC family in college.
    ANNA I LOVE TTT!

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  2. Wait, when did Amanda Bynes START acting? Is that what she's been attempting all these years?

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  3. you all just make me giggle.
    and katie holmes just makes me think of dawsons creek and sometimes batman begins. but then i get distracted by christian bale. even if he is a jerk too.

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